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Bag Demotivational Poster


TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!


TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Swen

Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!


SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Looking for financially stable baggage free white male No drama!


TAGS: baggage free
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 11:40 am
Probably wonders why she can't hired for a job too.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:42 am
White male with rifle and pistol looking to rid the world of what the hell ever that thing is.
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:08 am
Her parents must be so very proud of her (it?).
pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:55 am
Please tell me that's a made-up extra from some rubbish SyFy vampire film and not a real person.
Silverheart - March 1, 2013, 12:26 pm

Are you sure it's female? Too many body mods... they should be a greeter at WalMart.
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 6:28 am
Nightmares are made of these! :-D


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making b***erflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by MustyK

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by unicornhead

Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for **** though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




RECENTLY IN ARGENTINA -


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."


DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - Don't Worry, Everybody Has It. How Is Yours Packed?




EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.


TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Nonsense0909

EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


TEABAGGED - Ah, sweet victory.


TAGS: teabagged
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Jay

Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:58 am
hahahahha...


PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.


TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by smalltownguy

smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars ***ed together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumsh**tyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.


BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity


TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.


TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by fuggenwaggles

ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




KEEP WAITING -




Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


Elvis Presley -




36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.




STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!




Life -


TAGS: life baggage heavy bike people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 14, 2016, 5:28 am
I'm digging the "up yours" thing, but I hope Amesome is still in use.
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:47 am
How true, UP yours
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2016, 10:53 am
Yep. Still around. My twitter is under the same name though. Mostly reposting some of my oldies.
CloudchaserS - December 13, 2016, 3:16 am
Misery! You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders! My friend of misery! (Metallica)
rerun - December 12, 2016, 7:55 pm

5150.....man. Long time


OR GO SEE A MOVIE -


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.


PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH -




ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


MOVING OUT -


TAGS: pack your bags
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheOne - April 4, 2012, 8:50 pm
Yes


THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien


TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
wat
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something a**wipe


OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Mummy??!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for ph**o-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!


THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.


TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by upyours

spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their v*****.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.


suicide bomber -




USING TOO MUCH MAKE-UP -




AIR TRAVEL -


TAGS: air travel we all have baggage
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
5Ls. Nice job GreyScorpion.
MrRandom - November 25, 2009, 6:23 pm
We can only hope there's not that much oxygen in the space.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:15 pm
5 Poodles GS...been down that road why too many times!


CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??




NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SHOP - You will never find a bag as awesome as this one!


TAGS: bag cool fun get one crazy ****
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by leeebling

GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm
Fail!!!!
Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 9:24 am
That's a pretty friggin' sweet bag.


MEN AT WORK -




BLUE MATTRESS -


TAGS: sad garbage crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - November 12, 2010, 7:52 pm
Nice one. The essential mattress of history is not what happened but what people posted on Youtube.


WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?


TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am
Qmao


AMERICA - Where people grow their own airbags


TAGS: airbags
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lazyphil

MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 5:50 pm
**Said while holding hand at eye level**
lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 2:37 pm
Careful, they look dangerous & may go off in your face !
Krickit - March 1, 2013, 2:23 pm
Ive had it up to here with the bre***!!!


Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -




HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...


TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie


TAGS: kanye west taylor swift blatant douchebaggery
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have *** with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.


OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!


TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world


GARBAGE - Even it has feelings.




OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??




SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.


TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




Genetic Enginering -




CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!


TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........f***ing Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! f***ing morons.


PACK YOUR BAGS - We are going on a guilt trip ...




NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym




LINUS BENEDICT TORVALDS...CREATOR OF LINUX -


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by kakspert

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?


BAGCAT - Will come out when they're all gone




HALO - Home Of The Teabag




CATS - now available in bags


TAGS: cat bag
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by rebekah

agdaniele - August 5, 2009, 10:53 pm
Who doesn't like a p**** that's half in the bag?


PAPER BAGS -


TAGS: paper bags ugly b***erface fit demotivational motivational poster
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by amcoops

whatukno - November 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
b***erface!


Vacation -


TAGS: baggage
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 21, 2014, 2:12 am
LOL! Did he charge for the ride?


Planes, Trains And Automobiles -




Poppin' Corn -




A Special Needs Pageant -


TAGS: pageant b***erface bagheads legs swimsuit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 8:57 am
Thank you, GaryO. Clever comment. I'd give you 5 lions for the comment if I could.
GaryO - December 15, 2013, 5:46 pm
No explanation needed. This is excellent. Or rather…… Premium Grade


Alligator at WalMart -




Good News, Everyone! -




theater d-bags -




Male or Female -




Condensed Version -




Hey..Douchebag.. -


TAGS: douchebag bass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Gh0st781

MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:58 am
Ghost...hope you're posting these at Douche Archives too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:16 pm
I have no idea why anyone would want those. Granted they're pretty awesome, but I'd be afraid to leave that car in any parking lot. Even if nobody steals the speakers, I don't want anyone keying my car. I can't afford repairs! I just bought speakers! LOL!


Fred -




Why father’s days are happy -


TAGS: no baggage
Rating: 4.92/5

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Pipers' blessing -




THE LUCK OF THE IRISH - IT'S LIKE STEPPING IN A PILE OF COW MANURE IN YOUR BAD SHOES.


TAGS: potatoes and cabbage
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - March 16, 2012, 9:11 pm
Erin go ‘Bragh’ then Erin go change his shoes


FILLED -




Simple Sysytem -


TAGS: bag and walk heh heh
Rating: 4.71/5

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HATERS -


TAGS: douchebags
Rating: 4.68/5

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motinet - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm

LMAO! Oh... and I SO knew you guys were gonna this :)
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:06 pm

real nifty feature you put in here mr m.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:05 pm

wooooohoooooo. it comes all the way back. blows my flipping mind...ok...ok relax RL, its those hard drugs from grade school kicking in again...lol.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:04 pm

ok...i've got a HD 1080p or some d*** thing like that screen and its almost off the edge now. hitting enter on the next entry should be equal to dividing by zero. gents...shall we find out?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:40 pm
Two hundred fifty five, two hundred thirty one, two hundred seven, one hundred ninety, one hundred seventy, one hundred forty seven, one hundred twenty four, ninety nine, eighty four, seventy one, fifty eight, forty five, thirty three, nineteen, nine, thr
culos - March 2, 2011, 5:31 pm
Yo dawg, I heard you like to comment so I put a comment in your comment so that you can comment whilst you comment but in a threaded way, any comments?
Greeny - March 2, 2011, 5:16 pm
Probability of a witty comment showing up are little to none - the pickins' are slim
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:46 pm
witty comment! Next.... Btw I managed to put one in between almost at the top, suhweeet!
culos - March 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
It's really like the little man in the boat, we know it's there but we have a hell of a time finding it....then when we find it we go mad on it.
crankyhead - March 2, 2011, 1:40 pm
(insert witty comment here)
Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:08 pm
oompa oompa oompity do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 1:05 pm
I like pie?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 1:00 pm

i'm curious what happens when it shifts all the way over. do i need another monitor?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:59 pm

omg...lets see if we can start a "reply" record. keep this thing going.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:58 pm

kinda fun to keep branching it down ....no AM?
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:41 pm
ah, so that's where it is.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:39 pm

ok...now we have the bosses attention lets all tell him how nice the reply b***on is....by replying.....lol.
motinet - March 2, 2011, 10:49 am

Dammit... are you guys ever going to use the REPLY b***on????
kotazo - March 2, 2011, 10:09 am
Stanley Kubrick F*cking Genius. Peter Sellers...slave of a Genius.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
LMAO!!!!! Something like that!!!
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
lol?
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:26 pm
Christ in a cartoon.... what is it with these kids today? You just proved his point! (he likes when others prove his point... regardless of how thin it is)
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm
No... I didn't, you dork.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:25 pm

ag....you missed the "lol" dude....you missed the "lol"
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:24 pm

ohhhhhhhhh the drama. and here i was getting all bored. ....oh yeah...in case i forgot.....lol.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
Awful response, RL... never address your elders that way. Ever.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm

dear Mooo. bombing means targeting a selected group. as a mod you know that so i don't follow your logic. i'll prefer to address any complaints through pm's or let aggy address this issue. as for TTH, dude,you getting a 3L is reason for you to celebrate.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
I love this... and for old time's sake, I 2.9L'd it!!!!
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
Tis true TTH. When I arrived I was very happy with a 3.0 or 3.5 average. The n00bs are spoiled.
TheTrashHeap - October 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
Mooooo has a point. Anything better than a 3.0 used to be cause for celebration.
Faceplant31 - October 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
Did someone say dead h***er? What where?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 5:20 pm
There is nothing wrong with voting how you feel, Bombing means giving 1's for no reason...on that note. 4L.....you new guys are spoiled like the dead h***er in GS's attic.


LITTER -


TAGS: bud light trash garbage beer
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:36 pm
Yes, exactly! I get more of a buzz on one can of Paps Blue Ribbon, than on six pack of of any Bud.
Bolverk3778 - September 2, 2013, 4:43 am
No the question is 'What the hell is Bud Light?' and is it 'Weaker than *** water?'


MODELLING -


TAGS: model bin laden purse handbag turban pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:36 pm
I guess thi5 answers my question: what would Arab transvestites would look like? But shouldn't they cover up a bit more?


SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag


TAGS: kardashian douchebag miracles plastic surgery
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!


facing the painful truth: i should have been a garbageman -




OPTIMISM -




Chinstrap Beard -




INDIA - Vacations There Allow You To Really Rest And Relax




ANGUS MCLAUGHLIN -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


yoga for babies -




Dear Zachary, may your soul rest in peace -


TAGS: zachary turner andrew bagby shirley turner dear zachary kurt kuenne motifayk
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Wiki the 'Dear Zachary' as suggested. That's one sick puppy! Hell hath no fury played to the maximum level. 5L and a - W O W !


GARBAGE CANS - Hiding In The Shadows, They Are Waiting For Their Moment In History To Strike.




Mr. Peanut -




E N V Y - Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.




THE 3 SECRETS TO THE PERFECT OUTFIT - Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize!




LO, AND BEHOLD! -




LiLo -


TAGS: lilo airport baggage celebrity funny
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 6, 2013, 7:55 am
Seems a little deflated to me!!


baby names -


TAGS: boston marathon scumbag
Rating: 3.56/5

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Silverheart - April 19, 2013, 2:26 pm

Which pixel are you refering to?


Driveway Savvy -




AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!


TAGS: pants ground fool douche douchebag bag
Rating: 3.41/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:19 pm
even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'
Krissie - April 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
men that wear their clothes like that are idiots.
Jas - January 26, 2010, 6:23 pm
Fred Durst has certainly fallen on hard times.


FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!




SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN. - And I Have To Work Can I Help You With That Bag. "WAH"


TAGS: bag
Rating: 3.33/5

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E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.


TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....


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